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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Something To Warm Your Winter Day

I know, I know, - you don’t need any more to clutter your old mind up now… BUT YOU NEED THIS ONE – I promise!

Have you ever thought about what other languages and countries call certain creatures? No…? Well try this one on someone today. It will change your coffee break time with them. You will become a well of hidden and invaluable info.

Did you know that in China…that….the common sound for…
A Bee is a Tseeee Tseeee? And in Hindi/India it is Bhnnn Bhnnn?
A Bird is a Chi-chi-chi? And in Japan it is Pee Pee?
A Cat is a Mao Mao? And in Italy it is Miau?
A Chicken is Chi Chi Chi? And in Hungary it is Kot kot?
A Frog is Kwok kwok? And in Greece it is Quak-quak?
A Cow is Nyow? And in Portugal it is Muuu?
A Duck is Yap-yap-yap-yap? And in Germany it is Quack quack?
A Dog is Wo-wo-wo-wo? And in Russia it is Hav-hav?

And if a German tries to sell a Greek a duck, will he buy it over the telephone? Sheesh that one is deep!

Now without looking up – what do most people of India call a Bee?

Oh oh! I didn’t intend for that to happen. We just completed our first Memory Test together. Here is positive proof that the early stages of dementia are setting in.

Your short term memory has problems. The events of that last few days has taken its toll – you are losing it! Too much TV I think. With this cold weather we have all watched too much TV.

No – its not TV you say? Well then what did you watch last night at 8:00 PM? Do you remember? Oh nuts – sorry – I did it again. We both failed.

If I don’t stop we will both be in a slump soon.

Let’s try this instead. What was the most memorable thing that happened to you when you were 12? Or – What was the best holiday that you had as a kid? Where did you go and what happened when you got there?

Ooohh does that ever feel better. I can remember….

Mao mao said to the Kwok kwok – “Look at the Yahn Yahn, why is he talking to himself?”

Please do something to warm this day for someone.

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

Just in case someone thinks that I am a linguist…NOT
Check out
http://www.eleceng.adelaide.edu.au/personal/dabbott/animal.html

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Our Coming Chinese New Year

Gung Hei Fat Choi! Happy New Year!
The above photo is Hong Kong Harbour at Chinese New Year's celebration - probably last year...
Growing up in Southern Saskatchewan could not be more remote from the world of my Chinese friends. And Southern Saskatchewan would be as isolated as the moon from them from their home in China.

I remember stories of my Grandpa Kirkpatrick befriending two Chinese men in the small town of Truax. They had come to this remote Canadian town to build a business as “restaurateurs” – or better put in Truax – “The Chinese Restaurant”. Mom told me that the local people used to tease and taunt the two men unmercifully. Grandpa didn’t and they became his friends. I imagine he saw the same loneliness that he experienced having come from Iowa to that part of Canada as a young man too.

If you have been to the typical small Chinese restaurant you will always see evidence of the last Chinese New Year – or the one that may be happening right now.

You may catch sight of “Lucky Boy”, Red Paper, Banners with Chinese symbols written on them… all suggesting something special has or is happening here.

As a boy the only food that I remember those small, prairie towns serving was a “Hot Hamburger Sandwich” or “Fries and a Coke”. In those days the locals couldn’t be convinced to try thinly sliced beef with green peppers on a bed of egg noodles. Sweet and sour chicken balls would not yet take the White Man’s world.

It wasn’t until many years later when we became part of the fabric of the Hong Kong society that we would start to understand what the Chinese New Year is all about – or for that matter what my Chinese friends are all about. Having made that statement I quickly adjust that and state ‘what my Hong Kong Chinese friends are all about’.

Generally Chinese New Year celebrations are about three intense days of food and family and blessings and wishes of prosperity and did I mention more food. There is a rich heritage of giving and blessing others. The intention is of course that the final product of what you do might involve a wee bit of blessing back again to you own home, family and business.

Food symbolism is very important at Chinese New Year. Here is a sample of foods to be enjoyed and what they represent:

-Oranges mean wealth, while tangerines represent luck and pomelo abundance, prosperity, having children.

-Eggs are for fertility and egg rolls for wealth.

-Fish served whole: prosperity.

-Bamboo shoots and black moss seaweed mean wealth and dried bean curd happiness.

-Chicken happiness and marriage (especially when served with "dragon foods" such as lobster).

-Noodles suggest a long life.

Other foods include a whole fish, to represent togetherness and abundance, and a chicken for prosperity. The chicken must be presented with a head, tail and feet to symbolize completeness. Noodles should be uncut, as they represent long life.

In south China, the favorite and most typical dishes were nian gao, sweet steamed glutinous rice pudding and zong zi (glutinous rice wrapped up in reed leaves), another popular delicacy.

In the north, steamed-wheat bread (man tou) and small meat dumplings were the preferred food. The tremendous amount of food prepared at this time was meant to symbolize abundance and wealth for the household.

Their Calendar is very different from the Western Calendar and much, much older…
Decades, Century, Millennium vs Great Year, Cycle and Epoch


For historical discussions of long periods, longer units of time are handy.
In the Western calendar terminology:
  • Decade = 10 years
  • Century = 100 years
  • Millennium = 1,000 years
  • For example, 2008 is in the Third Millennium, 21-th Century, first decade and 8-th year.

In Chinese calendar terminology:

  • Great Year = 12 years
  • Cycle = 5 Great Years = 60 years
  • Epoch = 60 Cycles = 60 x 60 years = 3,600 years
  • The Year 2008 is now in the Second Epoch, 18th Cycle, 25th Year.

By this method of counting, both the Gregorian Calendar and the Chinese Calendar must pick arbitrarily its Year One. Thus, we are in Year 2008 and Year 4705 respectively.

This year of 2008 – the Chinese New Year will arrive on Feb 7, 2008 of the Western Calendar.

So why go into this long article about Chinese New Year on a Church Blog?

One simple fact that should be important to us – there are more Chinese in the world than any other ‘people group’. With that simple fact they represent a huge example of God’s Love – there just has to be a huge amount given to them with so many to be loved.

My wish is that His Great Love would surround them completely…and that they can see His Love through me.

Next week Alida and I will be celebrating Chinese New Year inside of Warkworth Institution – a Federal Correctional Facility. Our Chinese friends inside have invited us to come and celebrate with them.

Now practice with me… Gung Hei Fat Choi! Happy New Year!

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

PS - Would anyone like to go for Dim Sum mext week?

Resources
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fireworks.jpg
http://www.chinapage.com/astronomy/calendar/calendar.html
http://www.educ.uvic.ca/faculty/mroth/438/CHINA/chinese_new_year.html

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Letter from an 86 Year Old Bank Customer

Today is cold outside - in some parts of Canada it is as low as Minus 52 Celsius. I felt we all needed a boost... Just then my friend George sent this my way. Here goes...

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

Below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.

Letter from an 86 Year Old Bank Customer


Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.

I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.

I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, --- when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan r epayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further.
When you call me, press buttons as follows:
IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH
#1. To make an appointment to see me
#2. To query a missing payment.
#3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
#4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping
#5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
#6. To transfer the call to my mo bile phone if I am not at home.
#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.
#8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
#9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
#10. This is a second reminder to press* for English. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?

Your Humble Client

(Remember: This was written by an 86 year old woman) 'YA JUST GOTTA LOVE " US SENIORS" !!!!!
And remember:
Don't make old ladies mad. They don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to set them off.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Happy Birthday Great Grandma Lincoln

You will need to put your “imagination cap” on to see what happened on January 28, 1921. It was early last century when this story took place.

The place was Truax, Saskatchewan. Truax is situated southwest of Regina, Saskatchewan – about 60 miles from the city. The farm house where this all took place was about 3 miles to the west of the tiny town of Truax – situated at the base of the Missouri Range, better known as the ‘Blue Hills’ locally.

It is January in southern Saskatchewan. It is a time when cold winds will move steadily across the plains and bite at every piece of exposed skin. If the wind isn’t blowing the temperature outside may well be hovering below the Minus 35 to Minus 45 C(or F) on the thermometer. No matter how you read it – it reads extremely cold. Add to all of this the possibilities of snow drifts that stretch across the dirt roads to hinder passage – it is not good time to travel anywhere.

Travel in those days and in that area was primarily by horse and sleigh at that time of year. A few people had automobiles – but only the important people and ones with money. Remember it is 1921.

Further to the remoteness of the area… telephone service was not what it is today. Communications happened when you harnessed the horse and connected the sleigh – then drove to where there was a telephone.

From what I can determine Charlie and Emma Kirkpatrick must have had access to the telephone because they called a Doctor that lived in Rouleau, Saskatchewan – 20 miles to the north. The Doctor came in “his really old car” (according to mom’s words) – meaning that it had to be an automobile that was likely built in the mid to late teens – 1919, 1918, 1915…possibly a Ford (photo offered for effect).

On the cold day in January the Doctor traveled the 20 miles in his old car and delivered Marion Nellie Kirkpatrick at 10 PM… then I assume he drove home again.

(NOTE: For the Trivia Buffs – Rouleau, Saskatchewan has another “television name” and that is Dog River of the Corner Gas Sit Com. Truax is not as famous as Rouleau – Truax Pop now is about 20 – but then no one has counted for along time.)

When she arrived to her mother’s arms the doctor declared that she was a “blue baby”... meaning possible problems with her health and maybe even her life expectancy in 1921. However, remember that the delivery and the inspection and the entire procedure happened all by gas lantern in a very small bedroom on the farm. (There was no power in that area until about 40 years later.)

Mom’s statement following the description of the Doctor, the automobile and the birth flashed forward to her girlhood days… “I had to quickly learn how to work as I needed to look after the others.” I knew immediately what that meant. As the next female in the male dominated world – she would become Emma’s helper in everything thought of as domestic… cooking, cleaning, gardening, caring for kids and whatever else a woman was needed for in the 1920s, 1930s and 1940s of southern Saskatchewan.

The Kirkpatrick family had already experienced trouble a few years before as they began their family. Robert, their first born, was born with brain damage. It was a very hard birth and the instruments that were used to assist his birth damaged his head – from what I can determine these many years later. Remember also it was on a farm, in a small bedroom using lanterns to provide the light needed.

After Robert came Dale… then Marion Nellie Kirkpatrick.

By the time she was just a little girl she was already a ‘mommy’- ‘care giver’ to Bob. By the time she was 11 she saw three more siblings already join the brood – then 2 more kids were born in 1932 and 1935 until a total of 9 children had been born. One would die in her first months.

Emma needed lots of help. Marion, her first daughter, was her faithful helper – always there when she needed her. There are stories that I am still hearing about for the first time. Inside of my precious mother is a treasure of stories untold… some you giggle about others are left untold buried in sad stuff of the 1920s and 1930s – when everything wasn’t quite like the movies.

Someday I hope I can write it all out. The world needs to hear the amazing life story of Marion Nellie Lincoln. But not today!

Happy Birthday Mom! We love you dearly and are glad that you live with us now.

Happy Birthday from your son & daughters & daughters-in-law & son-in-laws & grandkids & great grandkids & all your friends…

~ Pastor Murray and Alida Lincoln ~

PS – Please remember that she is really 23 years old with a 64 year old son!!!! She is NOT “__” Years OLD!






Cliff and Nell Lincoln Oct 16 1942









New Mom with Murray - 1944




Jeanette and her new "Mom"

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Top 10 - Reasons NOT to go to Church - With Suggestions

CHURCH? You’ve got to be kidding!

Top 10 - Reasons NOT to go to Church

1.“I don’t feel comfortable in a fancy church”
No Problem! We meet in a comfortable country church.

2.“I don’t like having to dress up”
No Problem! Come as you are and you’ll fit right in.

3.“Church music is old fashion & boring”
Not here! Come check it out for yourself.

4.“The bible is irrelevant to my life”
Really?? Thought-provoking & current messages --standard.

5.“It’s hard to get out of bed on Sunday morning”
Yeah, we know. But check out the coffee when you get here.

6.“My kids won’t like it”
Wanna bet? Upbeat music, children’s classes during message

7.“I have to clean up my life a bit first”
Actually, you don’t. Jesus accepts you just the way you are.

8.“I’m not sure if I believe in God”
You’re not alone. Come and find answers to your questions.

9. “I have a faith other than Christianity”
You’re still welcome. Come examine the teachings of Jesus.

10. “Can’t think of any more reasons?
Neither could we. See you this Sunday.

What you can expect at Northview Pentecostal Church

Ø a casual atmosphere
Ø friendly people
Ø an enjoyable blend of contemporary & traditional music
Ø a relevant message from the bible
Ø a safe place for you and your kids to learn about God
Ø an opportunity to make new friends with some ordinary people from the community

Northview is located at the Corner of Fairbairn St. and Towerhill Rd - In Peterborough, Ontario, Canada. The summer photo is offered in the January cold - to brighten our days. We would love to have you join us any Sunday.






Pastor Murray and Alida Lincoln are here to serve you.






Saturday, January 26, 2008

Message from Marilyn Bush to Northview

Dear Pastor Murray and supporters at Northview

Praise the Lord I am back in Mombasa since the 14th having been longer in Nairobi than I had planned. The day that I was to have returned on the 4th, I would have landed in the middle of a demonstration and to get to my car was near the place where it was taking place. Truly the Lord guided me in postponing my departure. While in Nairobi it was having good fellowship with my colleagues and friends, some with whom I had not had an opportunity to do so for a while. We were celebrating Deborah's birthday alongside two other missionaries- I won't say who!!!!

I know that you have been following closely what is happening here in Kenya. It is a shake up and the Lord is speaking to His church having allowed this to happen. He is doing a deeper work in the hearts of His people. Last night at the prayer meeting, prayer was made for the tribalism that is within the church and country and the call was made to love another and to be one. Thanks so much for your prayers. Many of you have sent word that you have been praying individually and as a church and it has encouraged me and the Kenyans around me to know that we are part of a greater family of God.

I had to cancel the class in Mjanaheri this month because of the situation in the country. It will be re- scheduled in February. Pray as it takes place. There is also to be registration of new students. This Saturday I am to be in Mtopanga, Mombasa for the registering of new students. Pray for God’s protection as I go across the city to be there.
When I returned to Mombasa, my car which had been sitting for almost a month had a squeak in the engine. I had planned to take it to the garage last Friday, but that morning phoned and asked to bring it on Monday. Friday, there was a protest march in the city. Again the Lord protected me. I took it on Monday. It was the fan belt system which was fixed for no charge. Then I went into the center of town as I had two parcels to collect at the Post Office. Peace reigned in the city. The Scripture the Lord gave me on the day of the elections has continued to be a source of encouragement to me. It is Proverbs 3: 21 – 26.

There is a call for country wide protest marches tomorrow. Peace mediators are in the country to try and bring a solution to the situation in Kenya. We are praying that reconciliation will come become between the two leaders and that righteousness and justice will prevail.

Thanks so much for your prayers.
I appreciate each one of you and thanks so much for your faithfulness in prayer and support of the ministry here in Kenya. You are precious in the sight of God.

Blessings
Marilyn

Friday, January 25, 2008

The Joy of Being A Grandparent

My sister Pat just returned from a holiday with her son and his family. Pat reported last night that it was simply the best holiday that she has ever had.

Two of her grandkids were a big part of that great holiday – Anna and Ethan. Together they traveled on a big ship around the waters of Florida.

While talking with Ethan she asked him a question. “When you grow up will you be like your daddy?” His answer was simple, “Nope I want to be a grandpa, because they have more fun.”

I think Ethan is the smartest child that I have heard of lately. My Great Nephew has the idea down perfectly. He must have had some great models. I know my sister is a great model – she simply loves to have fun. She is a fun grandma.

I guess we have that advantage as grandparents now – “love ‘em and then send them home.” Also – “spoil ‘em a little too…” doesn’t hurt either.

My personal theory is that they need to see the fun in me. They will wonder why I am so slow – but they don’t need to see or hear of all the “achy-breaky body stuff” inside me.

Flash Back…
My siblings, Pat and Glen, and me used to go “Frog hunting” with our Grandma Kirk. No one was better at “Frog hunting” than Grandma. I can’t remember when it started – but I remember her as the best!

The “Frog hunting” place was just a little ways down the hill from the farm house. On any warm summer’s day you could do “Frog hunting”.

Grandma was dressed in her loose fitting and light summer dress. We would be getting into mischief likely when she would say – “Come on its time to go “Frog hunting”.” With glee we followed her down the hill to the ‘Little Dam’ that was one of the main sources of water for the farm animals.

The ‘Little Dam’ was lower down the coulee from the ‘Big Dam’ – which held more water to the south. The ‘Big Dam’ emptied its over flow into the ‘Little Dam’. The ‘Little Dam’ was also shallower and not as wide with lots of bull rushes, and vegetation at the side of it. It was a perfect place for Frogs to hide.

As we walked down the hill towards the water our excitement grew. Mom had said that we couldn’t go near the water unless an adult was with us. Grandma was the oldest and most fun-est adult that we knew. She was the only one that took the time to show you how to hunt Frogs.

As we approached the water she cautioned us to slow down and be quiet. That was hard for my brother Glen and me. Pat had that part down better. About 15 feet away from the water’s edge grandma would take her shoes off and approach the hunting area bare foot. We waited on our spot.

The grass was deeper as she approached the water. Once in a while you could hear the sound of a frog calling his friends. Grandma would say, “Quiet or they will tell each other we are coming.”

Grandma began to move slowly through the grass toward an invisible creature. She slowed right down and then began bending over. We froze in our positions behind her waiting for that ‘special moment’.

Suddenly Grandma moved with lightening speed, swooping her hand into the grass at the water’s edge….and yelled loudly, “GOTCHA!”

We erupted with glee as she handed her first catch of the day into one of our waiting hands. The muddy hand of my Grandma deposited the new wiggling and jumping Frog into delighted young hands.

As we stood holding the new living treasure she was off to get some more. Quiet stalking, slow movements, calculated timing and – “GOTCHA!” produced another and another and another.

Grandma Kirk was the best Frog Hunter in the world. And she was the only Frog Hunting Grandma that I knew of… then and maybe even now.

The day was not complete until we had a try at our own Frog catching. I remember learning how to Quietly stalk, slow my movements, calculate my timing and – yell loudly “GOTCHA!” To which Grandma Kirk beamed with delight.

I learned that if you held the little guy by the leg you could rinse him off before putting him in your pocket. Grandma showed me how to do that – so we didn’t get our clothes too dirty for mom.

It is little wonder as I look back today – Grandma and Gandpa’s farm was the best place to visit – ever! (Please notice that Grandma’s name was first in that ownership description.)

Flip it over…
One of the reason it is so easy to have fun with your Grandkids is you don’t have to be who you aren’t. You can be you. You can be young again and do fun stuff that even your friends might frown at…like catching Frogs.

One day I remembered walking back up the hill to the farm house with Grandma. The three of us had our new treasures in our hands and pockets – frantically jumping frogs.

As we came up to the house we could see company had arrived. A man and his wife had come to see Grandma and Grandpa. Greetings were exchanged. Grandma wiped her wet hands on her apron. Her wet feet were quickly inserted into her old shoes when she heard the automobile pull up to the house.

I remember the woman being dressed like she would be on Sunday. I also remember the look on her face as the three of us told this nice lady that, “Our Grandma is the best Frog Catcher in the whole world!” The nice lady back away a little and refused our offer to hold our frogs.

Whoever she was – she wasn’t as much fun as Grandma Kirk. I wonder what she did with her grandkids?

I found this short writing about a Grandma… kind of fits my Grandma Kirk too…

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

Things My Grandmother Taught Me

  • My Grandmother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
  • My Grandmother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
  • My Grandmother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
  • My Grandmother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
  • My Grandmother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"
  • My Grandmother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
  • My Grandmother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
  • My Grandmother taught me ABOUT SEX..."How do you think you got here?"
  • My Grandmother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father!"
  • My Grandmother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"
  • My Grandmother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."
  • My Grandmother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."
  • My Grandmother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."
  • And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like."


TADA - Today with this Post - it is Number 500 - the blog is just under two years old!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Do you believe in UFOs?

It is the middle of the winter in Canada. Cold – in fact impossibly cold last night in many places. What else will warm up a cold place better than a good discussion?

I ask you – Do you believe in UFOs? Doing a search of that question on the Internet today yields about 210,000 at this moment. The results are definitely something that will get folk talking.

There are different ways to answer this question as you will see – when you ask it. Usually it will involve a long pause – followed by a story. Try it out where you work.

Answers will come from scientific bases, emotional bases, religious bases, Hollywood bases and old tales from long ago. The best now is that there are videos on the Internet bases. (Remembering - The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor).

For your entertainment I have included some links below for you to pursue.

In the one short article that MSNBC (msnbc.msn) posted the statements made by students in a local High School are funny –

Since the reported sightings two weeks ago, the 17,000-resident town has had some fun with the international publicity. Some high-schoolers made T-shirts that read "Stephenville: the new Roswell" on the front and "They're here for the milk!" on the back. A picture features flying saucer beaming up a cow.

The U.S. Air Force says it has not investigated UFO sightings since 1969 when it ended Project Blue Book, which examined more than 12,600 reported UFO sightings — including 700 that were never explained. That program started a few months after a 1947 crash near Roswell, N.M., which the government said involved a top-secret weather balloon but others involved later said was an alien spacecraft.

Now seriously – what does a “church man” (me) – say about UFOs? Do you believe or not? Is it possible? Yes… is my answer…my Final Answer in fact… (Now they have got me… I will be burnt toast on many breakfast tables this AM or Roast Preacher tonight for supper… oh boy…) (Photo shown from the Autopsy of an Alien)

Consider… 2 Kings 2:10-12 (New International Version)
"You have asked a difficult thing," Elijah said, "yet if you see me when I am taken from you, it will be yours—otherwise not."
11 As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. 12 Elisha saw this and cried out, "My father! My father! The chariots and horsemen of Israel!" And Elisha saw him no more. Then he took hold of his own clothes and tore them apart.

The Bible says something came down from heaven and swooped Elijah away from Elisha. The flaming thing had a driver and some powerful horses pulling it.

Earlier – Jacob went to sleep at Bethel – Genesis 28:10 – 15 – he saw a stairway built from heaven to earth… Well maybe he was asleep… but it was a great story.

I personally believe in creation as a “modified creationalist”. God created it all – I am just not sure how. I am convinced that a chicken came first – but then God likely had eggs ready inside her – for her to lay.

Now what would stop God – or hold him back from creating another world – like ours – with people like us on it? What would have stopped him from creating a better model – more advanced than the one that he made to exist here on earth? Nothing – is a real good answer…but one that would (and maybe will) disturb some true, solid and staunch conservative folk.

Today I know that I need a little warming on this cold January day. How about you?

Another question that pops into my mind – if God did create more than me – does that bother my faith? How about you?

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

Fun Resources:
Don’t miss the Alien Autopsy Roswell UFO Crash (Original footage) – below….#5
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sH292PERCww
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SF_gxlpVDaY&NR=1
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DYkf4WCpsQc&NR=1
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DYkf4WCpsQc&NR=1
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0UP1OU9uQ2k&feature=related
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22810569/
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WSFYTlQ8B9I
http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/question.php?number=2
http://www.rickross.com/reference/ufo/ufo7.html
http://www.noao.edu/outreach/nop/nophigh/steve16.html

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor

Something to brighten your mid winter day….

The email that I received yesterday had photos and listings of a very small house in Toronto. So I checked it out… too cool. (It must be like living in my garage – which I spend some of my time time lately on cold nights off.)

Take a look at the listing given in the email…

Subject: MOVING TO TORONTO?

Just in case anyone is thinking of moving to Toronto here's proof that you can still get a house at a reasonable price !
Toronto's Smallest House is Up for Sale!
If....
a.. You live alone or with one other person (or an extremely small dog!!!)
b.. You don't have much stuff (barely more than a homeless person!!)
c.. You miss that cute little apartment you lived in while teaching English in Japan, then this is the place for you

This house, located near the intersection of Dufferin Street and Rogers Road is believed to be Toronto's smallest house. Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres).
The asking price is $179,900.!!!!

Here are the house's listed features:

a.. "Completely Re-Done Top-To-Bottom, Front-To-Back!"
b.. Tumbled stone entrance walk
c.. Renovated Bath
d.. Renovated kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and new stacked washer/dryer
e.. Bedroom with Murphy bed + "Built-Ins" - doubles as den!
f.. Walk-out to fenced patio
g.. 100-amp service
h.. 2 satellite dishes and receiver
i.. "Window A/C Available"

This time it is true… the house is for real. The Resource Lines I have included below will give you something to follow this up.

I point to The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor – or If It Is In An Email - It has to be True…

The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor dominates a lot of what I get via email. In fact my one email program is smart enough to isolate “The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor Emails” and I receive in that Junk Mail Box about 45 per hour. If I don’t check email for say two days – it is so full that it takes about 15 minutes to delete the junk.

The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor is powerful. With it – we pass it on… or forward it… within minutes of getting it. The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor produces giggles of all kinds and talk with friends.

Add to our lives “FaceBook” and we then get the same information over and over again. I am finding that it takes another 15 minutes to delete the stuff that has come via FaceBook Friends by the waves.

At times I feel like I face a great Tsunami eWave of repeat emails Fun Walls.

Yesterday was the first day that I received the email about Toronto’s Smallest House… but my guess is that it will be in my Inbox again and again over the next six months. The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor is powerful.

I prepared a powerful presentation of my newest invention “The Lincoln HDTV Game Console – Ultimate Reality Interactive Game”. And I have more of these to come… way too much fun. This has pointed to the way that we are with our desire to believe.

The IIIAE - IHTBT Factor was at work long before the advent of email. In the old days people sent letters that were hand written – IMAGINE! They copied sayings and statements made by people that they admired – too funny… Then they waited two weeks for the letter to be delivered – can you imagine that?

I am offering this posting today as a source of your emails today…

Go for it to brighten today and this winter time….

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

Resources
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lNr95MUk8Q&feature=related
http://torontoist.com/2007/10/the_little_litt.php
http://www.midtowntoronto.com/2007/10/15/torontos-smallest-house-for-sale/
http://www.midtowntoronto.com/2007/04/20/torontos-smallest-house-sold/
http://www.joeydevilla.com/2007/10/21/torontos-smallest-house-is-up-for-sale/
http://thelincolnhdtvgameconsoleurig.googlepages.com/home

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=408552&in_page_id=1770
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/smallest92.html
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/742819/worlds_smallest_house/








Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Everything Men Know About Women

By Bruce Lindsay

I was at the book store recently and saw a book entitled “Everything Men Know About Women.” I picked it up…It was full of blank pages. I understood the humour, but I thought, surely we know something.

I’m going to tell you everything I know about women.

I’ve been married 14 years. I really didn’t know anything for sure until I got married. Even then it wasn’t until I had a daughter. And even then it wasn’t until she started to talk. When I was kissing her goodnight, she’d said, “Dad, your breath is bad.”
I learned something about women. They have a good sense of smell. I should have known this before. If I ask for a show of hands of who used mouthwash today, I’m sure it would be mostly women. Even the men who use it don’t buy it. They use it because their wife tells them to.

Men don’t have a good reputation as far as changing diapers. This is because of the amazing sense of smell that women have. A woman will wake up in the middle of the night and smell that a baby needs a change. A man, should he wake up in the night, might not smell anything, and if he does, will only think to check to make sure it’s not coming from him. Then happily go back to sleep.

Women buy air fresheners, scented candles, scented soap and scented body wash. Men don’t notice those things. Women will try a new body wash, and ask their husbands if they like it. “It’s coconut lime! I never thought those two could make such a great combination. Do you like it?”

As men, we say, “I do. It’s nice.” I’m never sure if our wives really believe we like it, or if they know we can’t really smell the difference between any of the scents, or if we just don’t care. But I think they know we want them to be happy. Ladies, don’t be angry. It’s not our fault. We’re different. We don’t have the same sense of smell. Men buy deer urine to scent their clothing when they hunt. They trust the supplier that it really is deer urine because they can’t really tell by the smell. Without the disguise of deer urine, men know, deer would smell them coming a mile away.

I hate to generalize. Not all ladies have a sense of smell. A friend of mine named “George” married a girl named “Sally” who had no sense of smell at all; some kind of birth defect. I never realized the implications. Their house smells like a man’s house – if you know what I mean. You’d never know a woman lives there. We had them over for a visit after their first child was a year old. The toddler smelled bad. It needed changing. George’s wife didn’t know. No sense of smell. George didn’t seem to notice.

My wife noticed first of course. She asked me to help her in the kitchen. She asked me what I was going to do about that stinky child. She said, “I can’t understand why Sally wouldn’t change her!” I reminded her that Sally has no sense of smell. I said, “I’m sure, once George notices, he will change the diaper or tell Sally. If I say something, I’ll just embarrass her.” We left it at that.

Two hours later, my wife had reached her limit. She marched the toddler upstairs, grabbing the baby bag on the way. She gave the baby a bath, scrubbed her clean from head to toe. She came down 20 minutes later with a clean child. George looked at the child suspiciously. I’m not sure he recognized her.

As my son grows into a teenager, we finding it a struggle convincing him he needs deodorant. I see the future and it smells bad. A bachelor pad – three piles of clothing, clean, slightly dirty and dirty… In the bedroom, dirty sheets on the bed, sweaty sports equipment strewn across the floor. He’ll need to get married (just like his father and many other men) to learn to make washing and keeping clean part of a daily routine.

The other thing I know about women is that they have a deep resolve that they can call upon to get through the toughest times. My daughter spent a week with her aunt and uncle when she was 7. Before that she had only stayed for one night away at the most. I was worried. I thought it might be too long and she’d get homesick. I’d have to go pick her up in the middle of the night. They live an hour away. She assured me that she’d be OK.

She was.

She told me, “After the first night, when I was lying in bed, I’d feel homesick and cry. But then I remembered that it was my decision to come here. So I just said to myself, “Suck it up Princess” and went to sleep.”

Little boys don’t do that. They’ll cry until their parents come for them. They’ll cry all night. Girls have something in them that makes them resolve to stick to their decisions. They’re able to see beyond the problems and focus on the goal. How else would women go through child-birth? Or decide to get married to a soldier during a World War? Or try to keep a house smelling clean?

That’s why as men, we need to choose our battles. If you can see that your wife has made it a goal to keep the house smelling clean, it won’t matter what you do, it will be clean. Forget about it boys. The sooner you start to clean the toilet and pick up your socks, the sooner you will have peace and move forward with your own personal goals.

That’s about it. That’s all I know for sure about women. That is, until my daughter teaches me more.

Resource
Everything Men Know About Women
http://www.amazon.com/Everything-About-Women-Truly-Basic/dp/1895854024

Sunday, January 20, 2008

There are no Atheists in Foxholes

By Bruce Lindsay

“GET DOWN AND STAY DOWN! Get away from the windows! Everyone get under your desks and stay there.” The teacher closed the blinds, turned off the lights and asked the students for quiet.

This week a disturbing event happened in Peterborough. Police swarmed a neighborhood to hunt 4 armed suspects. It was Thursday at roughly 2:30 pm when the 2 Public Schools (St. Patrick’s School and Otonabee Valley Public School) were locked down. By 3 pm parents were arriving to pick up their children and Emergency Response Police were telling them to get down. For more on the story, check out the Links below.

The 2 schools became a ‘war zone’. In talking to a friend who has a daughter in grade 3 (8 years old) he said his little girl had to kneel under her desk for an hour and a half. During that time, with all the children quiet and full of fear, her teacher prayed. Teachers inside the schools had their students wait until 4 pm before being given the OK to send the children home. During this anxious waiting time, I know some of the parents were praying too.

It’s a scary story but instantly brought to mind a bunch of Bible stories. 2 Choronicles 14: 11 Where King Asa cries out to God, … “Lord it is nothing for you to help whether with many or with those who have no power…” Then 2 Choronicles 20: 5-12 Jehoshaphat humbled himself and prayed for help. Remember when Jonah was in the boat, Jonah 1:5 “Then the mariners were afraid; and every man cried out to his god … So the captain came to Jonah and said to him, “What do you mean, sleeper? Arise, call on your God; perhaps your God will consider us, so that we may not perish.”

That’s to say nothing of the numerous times in the New Testament that the disciples went to Jesus and found comfort just knowing he was there and in control of the stormy situation.

I found comfort knowing that teachers still pray in school. The popular thought is that organized religion has no place in our schools. Instead students are taught simple values that are commonly recognized as positive in our society: Respect, responsibility, honesty, empathy, fairness, initiative, perseverance, courage, optimism and others. It’s a politically correct line which keeps them out of trouble. Let’s face it, there would be no objection if all of our children held these values and were taught them.

In our last Provincial election, the Conservative party platform included public funding for Private Schools. The idea went over like a lead balloon with the general public, because most Private Schools are Religious Schools. The idea that Joe tax payer is paying for the Jewish kid to learn Hebrew or the Moslem kid to learn Arabic is totally UN-CANADIAN! We see value in having the Jewish boy sit next to the Moslem boy, and the Greek girl sitting next to the Turkish girl, the Korean girl sitting next to the Japanese girl. Add any two historic enemies here. (The fact that Catholics still sit by themselves in their own school is another story.) But to stop any objection by their parents, prayer was taken out of schools. Now we all get along – most days.

But Thursday was not like most days. An armed gang was in the area and everyone was afraid. When your life is on the line, we still pray. I think of those children under their desks as soldiers hiding in their foxholes while the artillery is booming away, each little person, unsure of their safety, unsure of their future, looking to their Captain. The Captain led them in prayer.

My prayer is that that teacher’s prayer will be remembered by those children. I pray that her prayer will take root in their memory, so that those children will learn there is One who hears and answers our prayer for help.

2 Chronicles 7:14 “If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land.”

Resource
http://www.mykawartha.com/news/article/25221
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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Entertaining 788 Years of Experience

The laughter was contagious. The joking was light hearted and fun. They giggled like teenagers. To put it mildly the group assembled around our Dinning Table was a riot to be with. The average age was 78 with ten of us together.

Sitting with my wife and me on the Friday evening was 788 years of experience. Eight senior people from our congregation came for our “Dinners Together” meal. What a blast!

Now for those outside of our congregational setting you will not likely be aware of the “Dinners Together” group that we have taking place in the community. Let me explain.

Last season we saw 66 people join into a “Dinners Together” evening in someone’s home. Each time about 6 people come to a home for their meal together. Each couple or each single person is welcome to bring something to share. Often times the host family provides the main “hot dish” and the guests bring the salad, the buns, the dessert, the appetizers etc. The resulting meal is amazing! You get to experience dishes and treats that you normally would not taste.

The organization of the “Dinners Together” happens when one or two people make a list of all the possible Host homes. A Host home or family is a Family or a Single that is willing to have people over to their home for a meal. The meal takes place at the evening Dinner Meal or the Lunch Time meal. It is possible to do a Brunch as well.

The Host Family List is made by contacting the individuals that state their willingness to be involved or direct recruitment of possible Hosts. (That is one of my wife’s special ministries;-).

Next a list of “Dinners Together” participants sign up to take part. As the program has progressed more people that didn’t sign up are invited by their friends to a meal – they then become inspired and join the larger group. Some have then decided to do the same as their Host did for them – and they become Hosts.

The “Dinners Together” Coordinator places possible names on the Host Family List. The lists are given at beginning of a season and the host family then makes the calls and arrangements for an evening when their folk can get together within that season.

Some Host Families have decided to have two of more “Dinners Together” in their home in a season.

Our Unique Setting…
The 788 years of experience that joined our table last evening was made up of one couple that had taken part before and three other families that had not – two were couples and one was a single.

Of this group last night the two couples may join into the larger “Dinners Together” mixture to become Hosts. One exciting statement made was, “We could do this…”. My wife will call them for sure.

The Dynamics of “Dinners Together”
In this busy world of 2008 – people are alone. There are widows that are looked after from time to time by their kids – but the social life that they have is often limited. The same is true of some of the widowers. There are young families that are caught in their own busy worlds and have little time to plan a meal for others – their socializing is limited because of the swirl of life. There are the busy middle age folk that are caught in life of grandkids and work.

But all experience aloneness… and sometimes the terrible aloneness that even a LOUD TV cannot fill the hole of life!

Further – we all love to eat. We love to go out – but the budget doesn’t always allow another restaurant meal together… and the booth or tables allow only two couples. But the hard part is for a single mixing with couples – there is always an empty chair to remind you of the death – or of your singleness.

In 2008 a quick handshake in a grocery store or at church with a few words that mean little are superficial to say the least. It never reaches the level that the 788 years of experience reached last night.

Around Our Table…
In the course of our experience we have entertained old and young. I told you that last evening the group assembled around our Dinning Table was a riot to be with.

One of the men, in his younger years, had owned and operated a great motorcycle. His stories, in one of our settings, told of his riding that motorcycle while standing on the seat with his arms stretched out side to side. We were spell bound as he completed that story by sharing how his friend and himself – together on the same motorcycle – stood on the same seat with their arms extended out sideways – like a circus act I guess. By then spell bound we heard how the dismount happened. My friend quickly dropped to the seat with his legs falling into place on each side of the motorcycle…his standing passenger was behind him… As he quickly descended his foot contacted the break peddle of the bike – causing the motorcycle to hesitate and begin a rapid slowing…. The standing passenger went over the handle bars.

It was a terribly funny story – in that the man telling it is over 90 years old.

The `girls` would not be out done… they giggled as they told of their antics as teenagers. If I had been listening in on a community youth group it all made perfect sense as they shared their crazy stories – but these were Senior Citizens that had an average age in the early 80s… AND THEY WERE FUNNY.

The stories were as vibrant as you can imagine. It was like we were there with them reliving the events of so long ago.

Spin Offs…
A spin off has taken place from Dinners Together. Smaller settings of folk are getting together in other settings. Couples that are taking a big leap are now inviting other couples that are not as comfortable in the larger settings. They have held their own small Dinners Together.

The greatest spin off is we know each other better. And the stories we now know about each other.

Last night’s setting may have never happened if some one didn’t care enough to say `Yes` I will take part. We may never have heard these stories until the Eulogy. For that I am so grateful – so very grateful.

Finally – if you would like to be involved – give us a call. If you are not near us – start one of the Dinners Together groups where you are…then let us know – Alida and I would love to join your group in Africa, Hong Kong, Korea, California, Arizona, British Columbia, Newfoundland, Saskatoon…. And the other dozens of places where this Blog is read.

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

Friday, January 18, 2008

It's the life in your years

Reading the quote stirred my thoughts. My Great, Great, Great Uncle was credited to have penned the stated words…

“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”

When Abraham Lincoln said this he would have little idea of how powerful that statement was for himself. As we know his life was cut short because of the political furor around him. One bullet stopped him short.

It seems ironic that even with his life stopped early, he has powerfully impacted a world that would follow his every word that had been spoken or written over the short few years.

When I have read and re-read his history and life I see that he didn’t live an easy life at all. It was filled with complicated and broken pieces. But even with the broken pieces and the many different tragedies that his family suffered he had much “life in his years”.

My life is running slower today than it did 25 years ago. I was thinking deeply of those wonderful times we had enjoyed so much – just the other day. Now today with a radical change in life style and with a new slowness creeping around us…. we couldn’t live that same life over again.

But the fact is the years we have had are filled with a wonderful life. My wife and I rehearsed this the other day again as we had breakfast together. We giggled our way through it all.

Today I am deeply appreciative of what I have and what has happened. Tomorrow will be good – no matter what happens – because yesterday was so full of wonderful years.

Wow!

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Feeling Out Of It - the Fooi Factor

The Setting….
Sitting at the dinning room table I listened closely to my granddaughter. I had asked her a question, “Emma, What is a Webkin?”

She looked at me and paused. Then she started, “It is a stuffed animal doll that comes with a special code on its tag. You go on the Internet and put in a code to register it. You adopt it. Then you can do all kinds of things on the computer.” Then she said, “In my class all my friends have them, some people have nine. I am the only one that doesn’t have one.”

“How do you spell it Emma?” She paused and answered in a clear, eight year old – soon to be nine – way… “I think it is ‘w-e-b’ like a spider and then – ‘k-i-n’ – like ‘kid’ without a ‘d’. You know… ‘web-kin’.

She spoke kindly to me, her old grandpa. Then she added, “My friends said that I might get one for my birthday. Michelle has nine and she was going to get me one.”

That birthday is in the next few weeks. Oh boy… I need to know more. What is a Webkin?

Doing what all 2008 grandfathers do when they don’t know something – I went to Internet…. And punched in ‘w-e-b-k-i-n’. Immediately the smart machine gave me the following from my favorite source…. Wikipedia…

“Webkinz are stuffed animals that were originally released by the Ganz company on April 29, 2005. The toys are similar to many other small plush toys, however they come with a special code on their labels that allows access to the "Webkinz World" which is a website to "adopt" a virtual version of the pet for virtual interaction. There are also smaller, less expensive versions of the toys called Lil' Kinz.”

Not only did I not know what it was – I couldn’t spell it right. My computer looked at me gently, the same way that my granddaughter did… and gave me the answer.

Then I read on…

Comparison
The toys have been compared to Beanie Babies with some being retired after some time, which encourages high secondary selling prices. The style of the stuffed animals are similar to Ty Punkies. Webkinz have also been compared to other virtual pet virtual worlds such as Shining Stars or Neopets. Webkinz have been extremely popular, with Ganz claiming more than 2 million units sold to retailers and 1 million registered users of the Webkinz website. At the height of the toys' popularity, shortages of supply at some stores have been reported. NPD Group reports that the product brought in more than $45 million (USD) in United States retail sales in 2006.

OKAY…okay… I am out of it! I have suddenly woken to the fact that I am feeling out of it… way out of it. I have a granddaughter that needs a second breath, a pause as she considers, and then hesitation to explain something to her “old grandpa”.

I have a computer that is telling me the correct spelling and gives me enough information to help me catch up…but doesn’t want to burry me… OH BOY.

Memories…
Along time ago I walked into my Grandpa Kirkpatrick’s home. At that stage my grandparents were living on the north end of Regina – having moved into the city from their farm life of many years south of the city.

I had arrived by airplane the night before from Toronto, where I had been training as a Computer Technician. Grandpa Kirk asked me what I was doing in Toronto and what I was studying in school. I looked at him and took a long breath…then paused as I tried to form some words for him to understand, then after the hesitation I started to describe to him the wonders of the machines that I worked on. I told him how much data the machine could handle. I explained how much they cost and who bought them.

Grandpa Kirk didn’t say much. He just looked at me for a while. I tried to go further with the wonders of what I knew…but none of it made much sense to the old fellow sitting with me. What did impress me was that he was interested enough to ask.

Long ago…
I wasn’t there the day it happened… but my imagination is alive today… He sat with his grandpa and then tried to explain all that he had just heard about in the local country store when he was in town. “Grandpa, did you know that they have put a gasoline motor in a horse carriage… and you don’t need any more horses!? And they now have a Kite with a motor that will fly on its own! Isn’t that great!?”

His own grandpa took a long sip of coffee and breathed deeply… “What is this world coming to….?”

When Grandpa Kirk was a boy, they flew the first airplane. They built some of the first automobiles and later he would buy the first gasoline powered tractor that people in his parts would own.

Oh boy… I feel a little out of it today…where can I buy a Webkin?

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

More about Webkinz…
Each Webkinz stuffed animal and Webkinz accessory comes with an 8-character code. By registering this code on the Webkinz website, you "adopt" this pet in the virtual Webkinz World, which is an online play area with its own economy. The user receives money (called KinzCash) by adopting new pets, playing online games, answering general knowledge questions, and through daily activities like clicking "I love my Webkinz!", spinning the Wheel of WOW, playing Wishing Well 2, or completing jobs (minigames) available once every 8 hours. Each day, there is a Game of the Day which can be played for bonus KinzCash, and other bonuses are available each hour.

Users can spend their KinzCash to purchase food and clothing for their pet, items for their pet's room or to build additional rooms onto their house, or outdoors areas etc. Users can decorate a room for their pet with pre-made themes, or mix and match their own furniture.

The online world also contains many rare or exclusive items. Some of these items require developing a friendship with the Curio Shop owner to purchase, while others you get for registering other Webkinz accessories you purchase in the real world. Each type of pet gets a special food available exclusively for them. Also, a Pet of the Month is announced at the beginning of each month. If a person registers the announced pet in that month, they will receive other exclusive items.

Many of the tasks in Webkinz World involve collecting items. For example, recipes are released for the players through cookbooks you can purchase or one of the TV Shows called The Secret Chef. Gems can be mined once a day at the Curio Shop, with a full set of gems being turned into the Webkinz Crown of Wonder.

Another feature of Webkinz includes the ability for players to create their own shows with the Webkinz Studio, and enter to be chosen to appear on the Webkinz television.


See…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webkinz

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

One Hair At A Time

As I drove down the street the radio presented the newest and catchiest advertisement they had for the day. I laughed out loud at the thought they presented. Where is the person’s head that designed that one? Too funny…way too funny!

The company that was presenting their product was dealing with “hair loss”. The fact of “balding” and the most important one “insecurity” because of losing your hair was being made an issue for the listeners that day.

The words of the advertisement rang out… “Restoring your confidence one hair at a time!”

Now I know many people that are bald… and many others that are losing their hair. The bald part or the balding part or the losing your hair part is not the funny part. Those issues are real living. “Bald is beautiful” as one of my friends says with glee…pointing to the fact that I pay way more per year for hair cuts than he does!

No one is laughing at someone that is balding!

There are balding people and bald people that will read this article. I am sure they will find this more comical than I even do.

What we understand…
We know that advertisements try to create an aura of insecurity. With words and visuals they tell us that we have a problem and that their product is the best answer for our very serious problem. If in a few words or a flash of a visual they catch our attention – they have stop out routine and have us say, “Maybe that will help us…?”

The comedy/irony is the statement and promise… “Restoring your confidence one hair at a time.” A Google Search using this sentence found about 912,000 responses…so there is a market.

Question…
What happens the day that the poor client of the hair restoration surgery loses another hair? Think of it… that tragic moment when just one hair falls from his or her scalp and goes down the drain!! There goes their confidence! By all things Holy – how will they deal with it?!?

The company has promised them their confidence back. Their long hours of placing one hair at a time back into their gleaming scalp – and all the money that they paid for the procedure – is going down the drain with their confidence? How will they deal with it?

Come on Advertisers – that one missed its mark. The creator of that one had a slow day I am afraid and was suffering from “brain deadness”.

Did you know that many Bald Men are famous and rich and beautiful? Check out the link below to see who some of them are.

I raise my Coffee Cup today to my bald friends. No one has more respect for you than I have. You guys(and gals) have a beauty about you that is amazing.

Now… on the other hand…if your insecurities are very high today… I am experimenting with crazy glue and a big bag of hair. My barber gave it to me the last time I was there for a hair cut. If you are willing to accept whatever colour comes from the bag… we can do great things together. I have the chair and the glue ready.

I’ll not only restore your confidence one hair at a time – but we can do it by the handful! And we will have a hoot doing it. I just ask for photo to be taken Before and After my procedure.

And if it falls out… I have more. The cost is nothing. It is FREE. FREE is good.

Trust me…!

~ Pastor Murray Lincoln ~

PS - The above 2 Photos are of Doug Lindsay - just moments after his new application of HAIR. WOW - It aint the same old DOUG that I knew before. Rumours are that he lost it all lately - but his CONFIDENCE is as high as ever.

Resources
http://www.baldheadshine.com/famousbaldmen.htm
Bible References
Leviticus 13:40 "When a man has lost his hair and is bald, he is clean.”

Don’t mess with Bald Men!
2 Kings 2: 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.